Bestiary
Everything that wants you dead, with its base stats — and a calculator to see how nasty it gets as you level up. Enemies scale with your player level: HP, XP and speed by 1 + level × 0.05, while contact damage grows sub-linearly (1 + √level × 0.15) so elites stay threatening without one-shotting you. Survive past the 20:00 victory and an endless ramp piles on top (HP ×1.18/min, damage ×1.1/min). Drag the sliders to scale the whole bestiary.
Bogan
A true blue Aussie troublemaker. Fueled by VB and bad decisions, this flanno-wearing menace stumbles toward ya with surprising determination.
Kangaroo
She'll be right? Not when this skippy's around! Hops in with powerful legs that'll send ya flying faster than a stubby at a barbie.
Crocodile
Crikey! This scaly legend's been lurking in the billabong since before your nan was born. One chomp and you're yesterday's news, mate. Watch the water—they like to ambush!
Cyclist
Lycra-clad road warrior who thinks they own the outback. Pedals at ya with the fury of someone who just got cut off at a roundabout.
⚡ Drive-by — sprints in a straight line across the map, dealing its (high) contact damage to anything caught in its lane.
Electrician
Sparky's gone rogue! Armed with enough voltage to light up Sydney, this tradie's shocking personality is absolutely electrifying.
⚡ Non-contact AoE — plants a growing electric spark ring that ramps from 2 up to 50 DPS the longer it charges (scales with the run). Stay out of the ring.
Emu
Descendant of the victors of the Great Emu War. These feathered fiends haven't forgotten, and they're still holding a grudge against all of humanity.
Eshay
Adlay brah! This tracksuit-wearing terror rolls up with TNs and attitude. Will definitely ask to borrow your lighter and never give it back.
Horse
Not your friendly pony ride, mate. This wild brumby charges with the force of a road train and twice the attitude.
IT Gary
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Gary's finally snapped after one too many password resets. Now he's debugging YOU.
Traffic Man
Stop! In the name of road safety! This high-vis hero's gone from directing traffic to directing pain.
Dingo
The cunning pack hunter of the outback. These clever canines don't just chase—they flank, surround, and coordinate. A baby's worst nightmare and now yours too, mate.
Magpie
Spring's most feared menace! This black and white terror circles overhead before swooping in for a vicious attack. Wear a helmet or lose an eye.
⚡ Aerial swoop — circles overhead, then dives to deliver its hit and peels off. Look right at it to make it flee mid-swoop.
Camel
Leftover from the old camel trains, this humped horror spits with deadly accuracy. Keeps its distance and pelts ya with gob that'll slow ya right down.
⚡ Ranged spit — kites at distance and spits for ~6 damage (scales) plus a 80% slow on hit. Closes nothing; pelts you from afar.
Boxing Roo
Not your average skippy—this one's been training at the local boxing gym. Comes in pairs and if you knock out his mate, he goes absolutely mental.
Wombat
Looks cute and cuddly until you step into his territory. This barrel-shaped bruiser patrols his patch and charges anyone who trespasses. Built like a furry tank.
👑 Bosses
Tougher, scripted fights with their own attacks. HP/XP scale with your level too.
The Big Roo
The absolute king of the outback. This massive marsupial's been pumping iron at the local gym and he's not happy about tourists. Legend says he once knocked out a ute with a single kick.
Ground Pound. Slams the ground with massive force, creating a devastating shockwave.
Tail Swipe. Sweeps his powerful tail in a wide arc—don't get caught in the backswing!
Joey Summon. Whistles up a mob of angry joeys. Turns out the whole family's got beef with ya.
The Drop Bear
Tourists think drop bears are a myth. Tourists are wrong. This nightmare koala lurks in the eucalyptus, waiting for the perfect moment to ruin your day. Those "cute" claws? Razor sharp, mate.
Drop Attack. Vanishes into the canopy and plummets down on unsuspecting prey. Look up or get wrecked!
Claw Swipe. Lightning-fast slashing attack. Those claws aren't just for climbing trees anymore.
The All-Rounder
A cricket legend who's gone off his rocker. Wields a willow bat like a battle-axe and bowls balls hard enough to put ya in hospital. Howzat, ya bastard!
Cricket Ball Bowl. Hurls a leather-bound rocket straight at you. Howzat! Once he's rattled (below half health) he loses the plot and sprays them in ALL directions at once — keep moving.
Bat Spin. Spins like a willow redbelly, smacking everything in reach.
The Cane Toad Colossus
The invasive pest to end all pests — a bufo the size of a bus. Decades of breeding unchecked across the north have produced this warty colossus. It gobs toxic poison from range, belly-flops shockwaves that'll knock ya flat, and when cornered it sprays gunk in every direction. Whatever you do, don't lick it.
Toad Hop. Crouches low and springs across the arena to close the gap — heavy contact damage where it lands.
Toxic Spit. Gobs a glob of poison at you from range — keep moving and it'll sail past.
Belly Flop. Heaves itself up and slams down, blasting out a shockwave ring. Don't be standing next to it.
Toxic Barrage. Below a third health it loses the plot and sprays toxic gob in ALL directions at once. Find a gap.
Base stats are pulled from the game build; scaled values assume normal size and no Challenge-of-the-Week modifiers (those multiply on top — see Challenges). Crocs carry an extra kill-count threat curve in-game.